i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
that is very illegal...i love you.
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