"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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