Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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