if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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