fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
