the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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