And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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