he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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