It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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