Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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