i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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