CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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