I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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