i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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