Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
