Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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