just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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