i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
