I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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