Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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