i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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