well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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