i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
a search helicopter?!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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