i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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