Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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