How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
