I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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