Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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