She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
