You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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