please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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