Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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