I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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