me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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