What did we do last night that was yellow?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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