Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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