So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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