Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon