He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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