Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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