It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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