Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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