You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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