Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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