Even water is tasting like jack daniels
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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