Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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