Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize