Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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