Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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