I need help removing her.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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