Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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