y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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