omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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