you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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