think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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