i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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