I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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