i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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